"Then you can (jive me no hope?" "No, T love another, and. from the bottom of inv heart." "But you know, they say • here's always room at the. top." ■ Sir. Bins (in art museum): "I didn't know you were such an admirer of curios, Mrs. Blundevby." Mrs. Blundorby: "Oh, yes, indeed. I delight in infinities." "Why, Willie, you don't seem to bo enjoying yourself." "No, uncle, I'm having a miserable time. Auntie told me to eat as much as I wanted—and I can't!" Tho Count: "Ah! Do not refuse me, sweet angel of my dreams, for I cannot live without you.'' "The Heiress (reflectively): "That's just what I was afraid of." Daisy: "Listen to Erma reciting the "Wreck of the Hesperus." How terrible it must have been!" Mabel: "Yes, and some people can make it more terrible than it was." "Is anyonfo waiting?" asked the shop assistant to the patient customer. "My husband was—l left him outside—but I'm afraid ho will have cot tired and gone homo."
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1193, 31 July 1911, Page 5
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167Page 5 Advertisements Column 1 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1193, 31 July 1911, Page 5
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