Mistress—"ls that young man I saw you with yesterday your lover, Ellen?" Maid—"Not exactly my lover, ma'am. He walks out with me, but it ain't got lo waistin' yet!" Friend—"Haven't you named the baby yet?" Proud Mother —"No; wo must be very careful to give him a nice one, because there will be so many named alter him' when he is Premier." fhoro was a young man named .T. Vanco, Who wanted to go to a dance, But a. corn wouldn't let him, With pain it besot him, fill PROGANDRA his chanco did enhance. BARRACLOUGH'S PROGANDRA FOR CORNS, li.
! DANDRUFF Grey Hair, Dandruff, Blackheads, etc. All the manifestations of unhealthy scalp, so hateful to women as enemies of their personal attraction, are easily avoided if properly treated. Call and consult MiSS JetlkinS Nathan'sßldgs.
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1086, 27 March 1911, Page 9
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133Page 9 Advertisements Column 2 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1086, 27 March 1911, Page 9
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