For rheumatism, backache, faceache, earache, neuralgia, and other muscular pains nothing.can equal WITCH'S OIL (registered).—Advt.' "Have you been touching the barometer, Jane?" inquired a lady of her servant. "Tes, mum." answered the mand; "I. just put it to 'very dry/ 'cos. it's my clay out to-morrow." ■ Little Willie—"Say, pa, what is the difference between 'well' and 'good'?" Pa —"I have noticed, my son, that about the only time you are good is when you are not well." Jim the Mendicant: "So 'elp me, eir, for three days I ain't 'ad a meal nor 'eard a kind vjord." James the Magnate: "You're lucky. I've been to three City banquets and listened to twenty-four complimentary speeches." . • ; About 50 lives have been lost in French submarine disasters during the past five .xears, ]
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1035, 26 January 1911, Page 5
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