' "At last," said the ambitious young novelist, "I hove written something that I think will be aceented_ by tho first magazine it is sent to," What it is?" his friend asked. "A' cheque for a year's subscription." "What is Labour?" asked the Teacher. Said the school girl, smart aud bright; "It is Labour to bo coughing, As 60mo people do, all night.'" "What is Capital?" he asked her, After a brief interval. "Woods' Great Peppermint Cure!" she answered. "Mother says that's Capital!"—Advt.l<
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1035, 26 January 1911, Page 2
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82Page 2 Advertisements Column 7 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1035, 26 January 1911, Page 2
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