The Woking Urban Council have just oompletcd the construction of an open- . sir swimming bath at the Constitution • Hill Eccrcation Ground. - Schoolboys when . in charge of masters will bo allowed the : use of the bath on payment of a farthing each, and grown-ups for a'penny. Gh!-Sc« that poor man with a corn, And note how ho hobbles, forlorn j PROGANDRA will case him, * So please do not toaso him, He'll bo like a new baby born. ' . BARRACLOUGII'S PROKANDRA f . FOR CORNS, li f ' "A play," remarked the theatrical man*ger, "is• like a cigar.".,'. "What's: 'the r answer?" inquired the'infloccnt reporter. "If .it's good," explained the manager, ! "everyone wants a bca; and, if it's bad, i- , : n ajnoutiSsf pu§ng rjike it draw."
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1034, 25 January 1911, Page 4
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121Page 4 Advertisements Column 1 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1034, 25 January 1911, Page 4
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