Sir. Slimson: "Willie, didn't you go to tho trunk maker's yesterday and tell him to send round the trunk I ordered?" Willie:. "Yes, pa." Mr. Slimson:' "Well, hero is the trunk, but no strap." Willi?-. "Yos, pa, but I told him. I thought you hadn't better have any strap".
Holiday Maker: "Why-do sailors get tatooed?" Boatman: "Well, it'? just like you wearin' them togs—aiu't no particular reason except that other fools is doih' it l"
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1023, 12 January 1911, Page 6
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75Untitled Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1023, 12 January 1911, Page 6
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