Flowers raised in an experimental way in England under arc lights, all other illumination .being excluded, grow to enormous size, blooni ahead of time, and frequently appear in unusual'colours. Mrs. Moloney: "Is your husband a Tariff-Reformer or a Free-trader?" Mrs.. Flanagan: "Oh, Vs u trader ri;;ht enough. 'E's a dealer in fish, but 'e ain't exactly free, 'cos Vs just got threo months' 'ard." • "What is Labour?" asked tho Teacher. Said, the school girl, smart and bright; "It is Labour to bo coughing, As some people do, all night!" "What is Capital?" lie asked her, After a brief interval. "Woods' Great Peppermint Cure!" 6he answered. : "Mother, says that's Capital!"—Advt. 17 Mrs. Cohenstein: "Leah, who vas you talking to in der kitchen?" Daughter: "To dor cook, Mommer." Mrs. Cohensteiu: "Oh, veli,. dot don't cost liot'iug! I t'ought it vast der plumber!"
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1019, 7 January 1911, Page 9
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140Page 9 Advertisements Column 1 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1019, 7 January 1911, Page 9
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