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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1014, 2 January 1911, Page 6

' In this issuo Hunter, Schultze, and Gibson, of Napier, land agents, advertise 24,000 acres of unimproved country as a going concern for XI per acre. The improved portion of 2000 acres wh'ich are felled and grassed carries 5500 sheep, 100 head of cattle,, and 40 horses, and the locality is - only ten miles, from the proposed Napier to Wairoa railway. It is asserted that there is' a fortune in the property, when improved, and tho present owners are prepared to accept as part payment good mortgages, a smaller place, or'town rent-producing property. "Doc., my wife has lost her voice." "Well?" "Well, can you give me any hope ?" "Hope, she'll probably ■ get it back; it's just nervous affection." "Ladv," said the tall tramp, as ho emerged from behind tho lilac bushes, "give mo dat lawn mower a few ■ minutes." "Gracious!" exclaimed tho suburban housewife; "and you arc really going to push it a whilo? How nice of yoii." "No, mum, I'm not going to push 'it. I am going to put some oil on it, so it will run easier. Do squeaking disturbs de slumbers of mo pards IjacV in de gooseberry patch." Magistrate: "Who is the prisoner?" Policeman: "Ho says he's a foreign nobleman, your Honour." Magistrate: "Did you search him ?" Policoman: "Yes, and nil I found was a pawn ticket and 3 cents." Magistrate: "Then ho evidently told tho truth." "That niagazino writor says lie is going to print an absolutely truthful and impartial analysis of your career." "Absolutely truthful and impartial!" echoed Senator Sorghum. "Great Scott! I wonder what I nave dono to offend .him 1"