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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 972, 12 November 1910, Page 6

The long tails of the Shah, of Perms'o; horses are dyed crimson for six inch« et", their tips—a jealously-guarded of the ruler ajid his sons. "J.,". Two enormous tunny fish were exhibit-, cd at tho Central Fish Market in Paris; recently. One scaled 7001b. and th® other 4501b. >■ . : The Court: "Six years' hard labour.; You'll get a chance to learn a trade, m?, man." Burglar:'"Couldn't I be permit-; ted to learn it—er—by correspondence?" A mail who had written a letter to a' creditor expressing regret that he con]d,' not pay his bill, considering whether ,-le;, should sign it "Yours truly," "Tours )1ways," or "Yours faithfully,", finally; :Io- 1 cided on "Yours unremittingly!" "This paper,'/ slid Languid Lewis, ; "tells about a horse runnin' away with:' a woman, and she was laid up for sai weeks." "That ain't nothing,' rejoined Boastful Benjamin; "a'friend of mine( once ran-away with a horse, and he was \ laid up for six months." • j Cadley: "How do you manage to quota J your friends such low terms for coals?" ! Lightum: "It is this way. I knock off] two shillings a ton beoause. they are'j friends of mine, and then I knock off two hundredsweight on each ton because, I'm a friend of theirs." Experiments have, proved that if fish; get much above or below their accustom-; ed depth in the sea they die from the; change of the pressure of the water. The guillotine ordered in France by ; the Chinese Government has reached its. destination, and has been installed in the' new prison which has just been built at , Peking. Chedomir Milkovitch, a Belgrade polieo-; man, committed suicide after his sweetheart had informed him site, could not . leave her situation to follow him on his new beat . , "Why are you disgusted, Dennis?" " I" just henr-r-d wan . man call another a liar. And the man that was called h liar • said the other man would have to apokigise or there would be a fight." An.i • ■wliv should that make you look so sad?'* "The other man apologised,"