Inoffensive .Passor-by—'"Nahr then, - ■ clumsy, 'ittin' me miv yer ball! I'll J av» tho law for it, an' it'll corst you a fiver!" Apologetic Golfer—"Eeally, I'm awfully sorry! But I called Foro you kjiowt*.; - ' LP—"Eh, wot?" A.Q.—"I shouted" Poro!" I.P.—"Woll, I never \\ard, yor. But—er—l'll take,four!" ■ >> An "Old Maid" fell from tho "Bridge", down , below, And the river's cold waters soonki&edj ' Though rescued. sho was in 'condition ■ ■ "Solo," That all crept about tho house. "Whist!" But alter a "Nap" ,she cried, in tone; . sure, ■ ,•••• •Til not.provide doctors more lucre, I'll 'Beggar my neighbour,' some Pepper- ' ; sinnt Cure, ' ' /■ ; And this beastly old ohill • I 'will 'Euchro'!"—Advt." ■. ! ... 23 exclusively in the manufacture of tissuo ' paper. Germany turns out more tisaua -i paper thpn any other country in 'tiw;:.., world. Tho planet Jupiter, by tho tremendous attraction it cxeroisos, catclios wan- : ■: dering comets and whirls them into oar solar system. .
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 961, 31 October 1910, Page 2
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146Page 2 Advertisements Column 8 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 961, 31 October 1910, Page 2
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