' A'traveller in a.' dining-car on.; an Aineri- • o'uri Railway ordered -'fried eggs :lor, breakfast." ''Can't give; yo' - fried .aigs. A.Mss, lessed you warn to wait till we stops, said' tlio negro waiter. ■■■-" 15 Vhat ?" 'asked'- the .passenger;,.'.'.- . cool) lie says- do road'e so rougii ' that ebory time he tries to . ' fry. aigs doyscrambles!" _.- .. v The old politician lay "speechless" in be<i ' .;••••. • . -••• -i His cold was so bad that he got noirw Pob6. He-scarcely could-think how to "act," it ■ -is said, ---. -iV.\ > To follow the -'ayes," or to run with the "noes " "That cough I'd 'unseat,' and the illness 'defeat,' 1 ' With-no 'want of confidence', sure!" ■ ■ ■And 'the "speaker";;true'^^friend;Wilis'. - health did "amend," ■ , . - > . - . • With' Woods' Great PecDet-mint Cure'. Advt. 18
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 948, 15 October 1910, Page 12
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