"What's the iniisi; aRRi-aviiting thins in married, lifer" asked Dorothy. "Somelimes," said Hie bachelor, friend, "it's thn husband, und ' sometimes it's the wife." "Good morning, sir," says the lady, entering the studio, of the famous portrait painter. "I wish to engage' you to paint my portrait." "I shall be _ delighted, madam." "1 want it painted with my new hat on." "Pardon me, madam, but I aiu not a landscapo artist." Tho old politician lay "speechless" in bed; . His cold was so bad that he got no repose. He scarcely could think how to "act," it is said, To follow the "ayes," or to run with tho "noes." "That cough I'd 'unseat, , and tho illness 'defeat,' With no 'want of confidence' sure!" Am! Hie "speaker," tnio friend, his. health did "amend," With Woods' Great Peppermint Cure. ■ , Advt. 18
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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 900, 20 August 1910, Page 11
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