■ A young gentleman of a very youthful appearance was anxious to obtain a seat in Parliament. On the eve of tho election lie was' speaking at a'- public meeting w'leu ono of tho audience willed out:— "Does your mother know you'ro out??' "Yes," was the prompt reply, "and before this time to-morrow sho will know 1 am in." Victim—"This thermometer is no good. I can never tell by it how cold tho room is." Dealer—"My dear . madam, do you know that the word, 'thermometer' is derived from too. Greek words meaning 'a measure of heat?' Naturally, therefore, it isn't meant to measure cold." Fred. Archer rode his first Derby winner 'in 1877,' Lord Falmouth's Silvio, starting at odds of-100 to 9.
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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 893, 12 August 1910, Page 8
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