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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 893, 12 August 1910, Page 9

A BOON TO RHEUMATICS. RHEUMO positively contradicts the old idea that Rheumatism cannot be cured. It has succeeded in effecting permanent relief where hundreds of other alleged cures have failed. 7 Liniments, plasters, and embrocations afford but temporary relief at test. Klieumatism, Gout, Sciatica and lumbago are caused by the presence of uric acid in the blood. This must be eliminated from the system before a final cure can be effected. ■ RHEUMO neutralises aiid expels this uric acid, and consequently tho pains ceaso immediately it is taken. Mr. W. James, Proprietor Terminus Hotel) Christchurch, tells his experience:— "I suffered very greatly from Rheumatic Gout for quite fourteen years, and tried almost, every remedy suggested by my friends and medical practitioners, l but with very .little relief. About three years aero I was strongly advised to try RJIEUMO. I did so. and with the greatest satisfaction. I have a little twinge now and then, but 'a dose or two of RHEUMO puts me right .at once." All chemists and stores sell BHEUMO at 2s. Cd. and 4s. Gd. a bottle.—Advt. 3 Newly-wed mistress (impatiently): "Gracious, Eliza, isu't dinner nearly ready yet?" Liza: "No, mum; an' it v/nwn't be ready for abalit two hours yet. You would have split pea soup. Why, it has taken me two hours to split 300 peas, an* there's 47!) to be split yet!" Mary had a little ham . (A pound or so—with eggs), And off she ran to catch the tram, For, she had nimble legs! She wore a Merry Widow .hat, And staggering, coiffure, And had p. cold, but soon-fixed that With AVoods' Great Peppermint Cure! —Advt. 19 "Waiter, has this" steak been cooked?" "Yes, sir; by electricity." "Well, lake it back and give it another shock,"