Biggs—"How quiet and homelike is this place—oo still, nobody speaking a word! Jiggs—"Homolike. I guess you'd talk different if you were married." .. Grace—"Who gave the bride away?" Helon—"Her little brother. He announced to the assembled guests that she had false teeth and dyed her hair." "Tommy," said his brother, "You're a regular little glutton. How can you eat so much?" "Don't know. I reckon it's just good luck," replied-the youngster.. The Poet—Poetry should be written on one.side of the paper, shouldn't it?. The Editor—That depends on the' poetry; lots of it shouldn't bo written on either 1 aide.
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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 777, 29 March 1910, Page 9
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98Page 9 Advertisements Column 2 Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 777, 29 March 1910, Page 9
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