PACTS -FOB AinSHIP ENTHUSIASTS. Never go flying ifjthont.taking tho following precautions:— FlNt/sw that jou have your lights burning brightly the samo as tho Invadcr in Prohibition Land had, viz., one bright lipht in front and one in reof. Tho ono iu front to keep th« stare and other things out of the way. The rear light to keep flies, mosquitoes, etc,, away from the etecring apparatus. Secondly, when descending 16 tho earth choose the softest possible place to fall (tho Ma for preference), as you can create an impression on sea, but tho earth will only oreate an impression on you. In case you happen to hit tho earth, havp a tin of Wed Cross Ointment In your pocket, in order that you 'may repair the damage wrought oft your body through coming in contact with a hardor substance. It will cure you every , time, will take all tho blue-iind-blaek dißfiVuromcnte away, so that tho next day you will bo ablo to start afresh, either on tho airship or back at your work, whichever alternative is the moro congoninl. You can buy a tin of Red Cross Ointment from your chemist or grocer, for Iβ, 6d, K-omomber, as snroly as you require wings to fly, just as oortaiiily you requiro RED CROSS OINTMENT when you fa If. ■ See display at Johnston's, Chemist, Cuba Street. -Advt. Motor-cars cleaned and stored. Cars sold on commission. Accumulators charged; satisfaction guaranteed; prices reasonable. Inglis Bros, Harris Street.-Advt. The first s'ettleis in Brazil paid £ZOO for ii cat, add for kittens their weight in cold dust.
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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 680, 3 December 1909, Page 7
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