"Do you drink?" asked- -the lawyer of the witness.:. "That's my .business," replied the witness angrily.'■ "Have/you any other business?" 'pursued the lawyer, blandly. • .'. ■...-. Tho New Chauffeur—"Do you. think I'll ever be nblo to., learn to mn.oiio of'these motor-' cars' Tho Old Chau%n-:-"Certain! You've only been at it two days, and yqu'.vo' nearly run over seven' persons., alreadv." : . In the sprin'i;' a young Oman's'fancy' • Lightly; turns to thoughts' of love, ' Truo. to Sue, , or Jane, or' Nancy,.. ■ ' . Through. the.Snmmer .ho may prove; But in.Autnmn and grim Winter ■■■:/■<.■",:' '■■ .He's-no use for girls.demure, .■ ■!.■-'.■■ rv y> Ho gets.cold, and then his, fanoy ...,■/. Turna to Woods' GreatjPepperniint.Cure.,. & public attorney in Germany receives about £250 a year,: and a minister for ■ justice yJISOO a : year.,- . ■-•; '::■■„':.y,~- ..■;!■ •-,....•'..;.......- : .,.-.. ": .A man very■ was v talceii- to' tho. police station; "Why 'did ,• you not bail him put? inquired'a bystander of a friend. "Bail Imn-oiitp exclainiedrthe othor. "IVhy, vou cauldjv'tpuniß.,Wm;o)>tl^: v ..; .;..■■■ ; ;.
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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 677, 30 November 1909, Page 3
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151Page 3 Advertisements Column 5 Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 677, 30 November 1909, Page 3
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