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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 633, 9 October 1909, Page 10

J The Colonel at the Club. THE OPINIONS AND IDEAS OF COLONEL WILLIAM BUNKER, K.R.D,, INDIAN ARMY, RETIRED. . * * le "'- *'■ ■ , chan ? ? w^ te | , w man tO H»W the son shines;' but it's dashed bard when * Jußt the other Hair T pflTO o P® rat e The world, I've noticed, is full o! rabid inconsistencies. ehave. maU & silver trowel, when what he wanted was a clean , • tlio ■nr^nJ* 816 # 0 ' if* yw ' t boy ® .*fo-t»fce"Go# of themselves—with' some assistance from ■ - like c, «T, 1 r; Ile9, w'tu S c thc ? M iaea - «*• Believe me, it's the boys von need to P ;: . . cajole a hOBB0 ' 8 " y "■« caii \ ' , ■ .. ! it ft £ j | ' ■ 1 don't like these J ' , A'man for a battle, j■■ ■■■•■■■ ' • lukewarm times. Geton ; V' ® but a woman-for a bar-' f' :.i IB or get' back, demmel vbff I ' , the time.: Don't J•-> ■• • . Egad, sir! when I was a ' ! tr\ I know it, egad I Onco cub things either moved I in Aharenadab an an- r ' or broke. We were con- Jrwlmij ill j .. cient fakir sold me for tent with nothing but the Bv ' conned ' the Wt ;8m a i®'® 6 character, meaß-stewards,; and ; the ''||6|hf''. v thatth^gß^>ketantt! ' • prettiest women of any I I - t ' •• I took the packot home ' • •' •* " regiment inlndia. \Vhen 'j t ■to my charming: young any chapj discovered .-v-VT second-maee by marri- , something better;, than:' 'jtmM ''' a S®> whose husband was we'd got, we brought that ■l IMM '■ ' attached toay regiment "in too;- We were the first tr'l^'" ' • • » j . - •. . lt . .. ,L \^/Avv#«fr" *"B.the. Elixir-'of Life. . ! I ' 4 . ; and P in our faith to Sura- Wg®yf |(\\ But you could have got S - jj,t: • ■ . ■■ • up,. Boon slips back into ' Wl : Tea!", Egad! I hadn't I ' !'■ tho. mud: and good en-- ' ] thought of that. 1 But it 8 • •' • . ough for him, egadl ■ , ! ■ ' worth the money, J - -' '''** * v 1 9 Soak * ma^\ n wjne, : and Sn (he end.you shall-see him 'flabby; as ■* wet pelt, surlv a«'the flevi? • 1 ■ jumpy, as a he'll .bo, alternately oxilted and depressed bv'dav'-- I - ' W b L av ° W B T tß ' Ve hID 7 — much'milk,,and;there's a good gambling chance that he'll die of J ! s, " to ,u »«»°» I * * * . .f men 2° b ? natural\progression from bad to worse. There was a yon™ fool subaltern of n?t L?/ , .° m horse - d P allD g. »»d I'm banged if he didn't take.to buying mining-scrip! Take* ' ' a fool out .of the fiymg pan, mi, egad! it's 'ten to one that he gets into the fire to see whaHt's Uke IV*, no use reasoning with an p. He's constructed that way. I suppose that th Ife at W , ~. ( million people in-the world w)4o nevfcr will drink Suratura., /'*'#* Jn - always suspicious tjf benefits ahead. When-I gave the Sultanof ZaMibar hi» t«nr,j Suratura Tea, he told me in liis grat.tude that he would make ample ' suggested a few pearls or something of the sort straight away. Ho-'laughed, knowing I wasrieht' aS ■ | -well, those pearls I sold i 8 London no»f beam on the bosom of an empress., New 2 uM,T ; - to-movrow for anything you cam got to-day. , rw. ■ ixcver wait, until. , ~. , r ■ . * * * , I > > ' - - M f ri!lge , iß , il , babit ; Gambling is ft vice, Golf is a disease; Once a golfer alwavs a enlfw t "? ' I k,l °W 11 chap-wiio s been thoj worst,golfer creation for. twentv-fivo years plavinc 'all thn ilmß -\v ' : you may remedy a habit a„d ; ra'dicate a vice; but a disease oi Y -r f -«^bo;.taken ! .gently and coa S ed.baek to SCoSUJ?rtlfiwS only aggravate tho trouble.; It is,necessary to clear the'mind and re-establish tho balance" SnraW 'l . ' Tea e the thing. :In two inonths, .the; boiled-eye and the strained smile of the hopeless golfer entirely '*> ' : ,sa PP* ar ' If she is a womaq,_her clothes eradually become,effective, and her fppt and t-noixi »' "» , • • hopeless spinsters convertijiil in • lvoknOTm $ |"3- ... I! , „„n v , -( *(TT

Co. wilfVli' .Ilieirl'rooiM, 81S Palmorßton' ! \ , orau : ' a very .deßirao.o property, ottuaSd i°thiu t Jo . ot , tho Pos omco - . together with.a four-roomed house. 6i* flffii class loose-bcco», boys' ,room, and largo lol" > y A wofflan ralcsMU passed every night of her .life of ® .}'ars nv thb'same housn, nnti slept, for Urtfl nights m the same bedroom. - ..For Chro.'jDo Chest Compl&intt, Woods Qr(iat, Peppermint Cure, Ib. Cd., 2». 64. ■ Adit,