A "QUIET" WEDDING.
■! An . American :p'aper. jives -a 'somewhat -brief account : of \a wedding \vhieh' was cblbbrated among'-the- hill-folk in- : the. •mountains -of-, Ten-; nessce.- : : The:eerofobny-:'was'- : nln]oßt /-cotnploted when the 'minister-said, "Those "which''God"has joined, together-lot' -no -man '■'pnt' ; -asunder." "Pahsbn'," the. bridegroom '"I,am Compelled "to 'differ ' withi .you.-'-suh, :.'o'n, • -the grammar' of ''that 1 selitonco." ....'When 'the sm'blie'-had;.-cleared, away; there-was, plio idead j jr-aclier, t«B dead 'brother, ;tt -'dead 'bridegroom, ■ and 'sevoihl' wounded', -guests.' :'■' Contemplating the -scone,' the, "bride -mournfully i -remarked-.' ."These tee'rihw-f angled automatic pistols lias' sure disarranged -my -'prospeots. some/' ' , • '"-Oby cook, I ; must Teally'speak ; to ,'youl" exclaimed a young .wife.-."Your .-master is always' : coniplaining. ,'Onb day it is -the soupi, the 6ccond day it is the fish, 'the -third day it-is the joint—in ''fact, it is: always, something .''or': other!" -"'-Well, -mum,".' 'respondedthe -eook,: ■'"'l'm'.-sorry, -for you. ' -It .'must .be■ quiteNhawfiil -to 'live with n gentleman.- of -that.' .sort!" : ■:.-.■--■■■ i :' ■:-'..■.■■ i.:-. - ■;-.- : -;..■:-'.' '<■'■:.'■
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Dominion, Volume 2, Issue 621, 25 September 1909, Page 17
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155A "QUIET" WEDDING. Dominion, Volume 2, Issue 621, 25 September 1909, Page 17
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