• Gentlpman (indignantly): "You praised your', kitchen coal -to tlie\ skies, and. said it was most economical. -Why, it won't bnrn at all!!' \Cpal; Dealer (coolly):. "Well, what 'could-you liavo raoro economical than , that I" There's no ■ speculation or, risk nbout Mild DERBY TOBACCO—it's all that, a good smoko ought to bo. It is neither too strong, nor yet too mild—but just ;tho, happy medium. Try a .tin.or it plug.— . " -1 Mother—"l'm ashamed of. you, Tommy. You have eaten all. those sweets,..and -without even 'thinking of your little sister." Tommy—"l was thinking -of her nil tlio time, mother." "Nonsense; or you' would have sn'rcd her one." "X'was,, uiotlier,.indeed: I v was thinking sho would como in boforo I had timo to finish them:"- ; ' In Desperate Str.aits. Aro many who.could bo cured by Dr. Sheldon's New Discovery for.Coughs and Colds. , Price Is. ;Gd. and :3s, per bottle.—Advt. It is neither desirable nor edifying to have priests. proposing candidate* at conventions held in connection with. Pnrlintncntary ; olcc-tiojis.-r'Hiß Very EeT. Canon M'lMrwsy.
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Dominion, Volume 2, Issue 618, 22 September 1909, Page 5
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