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Dominion, Volume 2, Issue 602, 2 September 1909, Page 8

' The extensive works of Messrs. Swift and. Wass, Nottingham, lace machine ■builders, were partially destroyed by, fire, involving; heavy damages and a temporary dislocation of work,, affecting many hundred women. : Theloss is covered by insurance.' - i .'■.'..■■' ■ ■'~' /' A bright young Kaffir, just for fun, Sneezed down the barrel of a. gun; And just to boo how things would go,. ~ . . : He pressed the trigger withhis.too. •'. ; A basketful of hie remains /' .;■.,.•,.." Was gathered from, adjacent plains; '.. ;l And now his tribe, you may be euro. When they have colds liso Woods' Peppermint Cure.-Advt. ~;.■". V . 19 Practical "Father: "Has that young man who wants to marry you-got any money?"' Romantic Jliss : : /'Money I He gave mo a cluster'diamond ring studded with pearls.' , , Practical Father :■ "Yes, I" know. But has ho any money left?" .. ,; '■■'■■ " x , "'Tis glorious to havon giant's strength." PHOSPHOL "■ EMULSION • chasee weakness, builds up tho jaded system, nnil is of special value for weakly, children, and ■adults.' ..Try it and bo convinced.—Advt. , ." . 0 Restaurateur—"Nonsense. You'd never do for ii waitpr; you look -too dyspeptic. You'd ruin my business." Applicant— "Quito tho reverse, sir/ I'd wear a big placard , roadiagi 'Thia man does not oat ilioieJ'i! "-...■■• :■• ■'■■'.. , ~