Spinster of maturo years—"l wonder who it was that first used the phrase, 'One man's as good as another?'" Lively Young Niece—"l should say it was an old maid." Beautiful Widow— 1 "Do you know, I'm forty years old. to-day?" Gallant Bachelor— "Madam, you aro just twenty. I never believe more than half of what I hoar." Johnnie was to have- a party, and his mother insisted on his inviting •. a boy whom ho disliked. After much urging, Johnnie promised. The party came olf, .but'Willie did not appear. "Now, Johnnie, did you invito him?" asked Johnnie's mother. "Yes, I did! Yes, ma am, I invited him!" answered Johnnie I invited him," he added reflectively, "and I to come."
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Dominion, Volume 2, Issue 444, 1 March 1909, Page 8
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118Page 8 Advertisements Column 1 Dominion, Volume 2, Issue 444, 1 March 1909, Page 8
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