Husband: <! I had no idea you would accept mo the first time, I proposed." Wife:" "And did you think I would accept the - second time?" Husband: "Oh, there would have been no second time." Mrs. Johnston: "Oh, professor, I wonder what I could do to improve my daughter's voice?" Distinguished, Professor of Music: "Well, I am sure I do not know, unless you try feeding her on canaxy seed."
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Dominion, Volume 2, Issue 413, 23 January 1909, Page 6
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69Page 6 Advertisements Column 4 Dominion, Volume 2, Issue 413, 23 January 1909, Page 6
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