" • J Pa Twaddles —."Tommy, I am not at all ■ pleased with tho report your mother, gives , ino of your conduct to-day." Tommy j Twaddles—"l knowed you wouldn't be, an' i I told hor so. But sho went right ahead an' . made th' report. Jest liko a woman, ain't < it?" - ; "'Rnstus, does yo' ncx' do' neighbour • koep chickonsPf . "Well—er-lnih-huh I Ho ■' keep ez many ez ho kin. 'Yassuhl", 1 "Was that picture you just sold a genu- ' ■no work of art?" "No." answered tho ! dealer, "but the story I told about it was." [ Sinks—"la Jonkins tho kind ,of a man t whowdl stand up for his friends P" Banks ; ~ Yoa, indeed—anywhora -oxoqpt in n i street oar." 1
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Dominion, Volume 1, Issue 140, 7 March 1908, Page 12
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117Untitled Dominion, Volume 1, Issue 140, 7 March 1908, Page 12
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