Littlo Miss Sinarty: "I think it's funny tho bnldheadcd men always sit in tho front "rows -i at the theatres.'' l'ond Papa: "Why, mv 1 child?" L.M.S.: "T should think they woul<! ' i want to got further away from tho flies." Teacher of geography class; "Namo the i largest town on tho Grey River." Shaggy- i haired pupil: "Groymouth, ma'am; but- it i ain't on the Grey Rivor onlv part of tho : time." Toacher: "Indeed 1 Whore 7s it the ' rest of the timuP" Shaggy-hairoQ pupil: "In it." . "Well, my man, and what aro yon bogging for?" "I 'at-es to arsk yor for charity, ': sir, but I'm ono of them unfortunate per- ! sons wot 'as bin ruined by motorin'." Old i gentleman (who hates motors): "Oh, indeed poor follow! Wore you run over?""No, sir; i but yer see, beforo motors bocamo popular' I used to 'old 'orses' 'eada ontside the J H. otels* *
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Dominion, Volume 1, Issue 92, 11 January 1908, Page 13
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