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Dominion, Volume 1, Issue 92, 11 January 1908, Page 15

Editor: "No; taker it away. I don't buy pootry." ,'l'oct: ''Well, all tlw editors who have read this say it isn't. "Won't you look at it; sir?" "I paid'old Dr. Grahbit £1000 to save my life."-"How foolish'; ;'He's got more money than ho knows what to do with." "Draw up a chair and watch the fire of genius blazo." "Where?" "Tn tho stove.' I've just put in a crate of rejected poems!" Tom: Do you think it really does any good to toll a girl she'stho first woman you over lovod?": Dick: "No : ; for nine times out-of ten you're not the. first,liar she's over mot." "0, Julie, Julio I" sighed the despairing youth. "How many more'" times have I got to'ask yop'to marry me?" '-'How can I tell. George?"'? ihs faltered. "You haven't asked me this tjjrne yet." "I admit," saitf Mr. . Vane, "tliat I'm somowhat conceited. It's'a bad fault." "Not only that,'.' replied.. Peppery, "but it also indicates very -bad tiistei ' • "Why do so manv parents send their children abroad to study music? Wo have many fine teachers in this country." "I supopso it's because they're afraid the pupils would have to nractise at home,' : '