"Tho doctors have finally agreed upon the cause of Markloy's illness." . "All, they've held another, consultation?" "No; post-mor-tem." .Cas'sidy: "I kin nivcr git riio wife to sec things as I see them. She's that " Gasoy: "Thruo for ye! I hear she niver touched'a drop in her life." Lawyer: "As your husband died intestate, you will, of course, get a third " Widow: "Oh, 1 hopo to get my fourth. He was my third, you know. I '. Irato Wife (to bibulous husband) : "Whore havo you boon until this hour?" B. H.: "Been out shoppin', m,dcar." Irate j Wife: "Then why didn't you havo your pur- i chases sont homo instead of trying to carry! such a load yourself?" Blobbs: "Would you consider- him a gohius?" Slobbs: "NoI" Blobbs: "Why, bo's always trying' to borrow money." Slobbs: -".Yes, but ne doesn't get it."- (
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Dominion, Volume 1, Issue 51, 23 November 1907, Page 14
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140Page 14 Advertisements Column 1 Dominion, Volume 1, Issue 51, 23 November 1907, Page 14
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