"What's his chief characteristic ?" asked the policeman of the old lady, who war; trying to describe the man who had robbed her. "A large Roman nose," said the lady. "Oh," replied the constable. "Then it's no use trying to look for him. A nose like that never turns up." The Worker : "What are you doing ?" The Shirker : "Helping to win the war." . The Worker : "For which side ?"
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Cromwell Argus, Volume L, Issue 2650, 8 December 1919, Page 7
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67Page 7 Advertisements Column 1 Cromwell Argus, Volume L, Issue 2650, 8 December 1919, Page 7
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