Absent-minded Verger (who is a waiter during the week), as he hands collection-plate to member of congregation : ” Thick or clear, madam ?” Docs Scotland stand where it did in Biblical knowledge ? A school inspector recently a&ked the head boy of a class, ” What did the father of the prodigal son say to him when he returned ?” “Come awa’ in, ye fat-headed calf,” was the prompt reply.
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Cromwell Argus, Volume L, Issue 2615, 17 March 1919, Page 7
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