Slipped a Cog.
j “What Is a lunatic, pa?” j “A lunatic? Well, he Is a person whe ! has worried so much that he has got so hj( ‘ can’t worry at all. 1 I,enst Missed. Father—Son, can’t you possibly cul i down your college expenses? Son—l might possibly do without anj i books. i And the One Before That. | llewiltpr-Does your wife always have j the last word? Jewett—Yes, and the next to the last too. Severe Labor. “Does your boss do any work?" “Workl He’s rushed to death making us work. ’ In Plain Words. Lawyer—What is your vocation? Witness—l ain’t got none. I work in a boiler shop. Giving Up the Struggle. “Henry, 1 wish you would Jet me give you your Christmas present now.” “Why, Clara?” “I'm worn out changing my mind about it. Star* and Stair. She fixed him with a steady stare. Which the tame, as it dawned on bit consciousness, made him wish that the stair war# lass unsteady.-
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Cromwell Argus, Volume XXXVII, Issue 1985, 23 April 1906, Page 2
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164Slipped a Cog. Cromwell Argus, Volume XXXVII, Issue 1985, 23 April 1906, Page 2
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