Transient.
Traveler —I want to hire a room. Hotel Clerk-y-Yes, sir. Permanent or Spanish?-
Swlftnens,
"I don't believe those Spaniards are good for anything in the world," remarked a soldier who was watching the enemy retreat. "Well," replied an athletio oomrado reflectively, "some of them would bo fine tiaoemakers in training a sprinter."
In Doubt.
Politician —Have you written those resolutions on the strong Anglo-Saxon sentiment in the country?
Secretary—Yes, I've written them, but you did not tell me whether you wanted to "point with pride" to them or "view with alarm.'
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Cromwell Argus, Volume XXXV, Issue 1929, 20 March 1905, Page 7
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