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Cromwell Argus, Volume XXVII, Issue 1375, 3 September 1895, Page 3

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“ How many foreign languages cau your wife speak? ,f Three: French, German, and the one she talks to the baby.”— Tit Bits. Two tramps, one from u Green Erin,” and the other from the land of souerkcaut and beer, one night, excessively hungry, struck a farmhouse, the owner of which would give them lodging, but no food. So to bed they went supperless. About twelve o’clock Hans got up and went softly down to the pantry. Having eaten a hearty meal, he returned, being compelled to pass through the farmer’s bedchamber. When he got back Pat questioned him as to how he had passed Cerberus. “ An’ did ye hot wake him up?” he said. “ Ya” answered Hans ; “ but T yoost stand still and say' Miaow, miaow.’” Begorra, but ye ought to be an Oirishman! ” said Pat, “ I’ll do the same myself.” And rising, he went slowly and cautiously’down. But he was not so successful as Hans. As he entered the farmer’s room he stumbled over a shoe, kicked a chair, and awoke the farmer, who cried angrily, “ Who’s there ?” “ Oh, lay shcill,” said Pat, “ Oi’m the cat ! ” A severe rheumatic pain in. the left shoulder had troubled Mr J. H. Loper, a well-known druggist of Des Moines, lowa, for over six months. At times the pain was so severe that he coulfl not lift anything. With all he could do he could not get rid of it until hj 3 applied Chamberlain’s Pain Balm. “ [ only made three applications of it,” he says, “And have since been free from all pain.” He now recommends it to persons similarly afflicted. It is for sale by H. ITotop. Remember that the blood, whether pure or impure circulates through the organs of the human body— Lungs, Heart, Stomach, Kidneys, Brain. If it is adon with poisonous matter it spreads disease on its course. “if the blood is diseased the hodv is diseased.” In cases of Scrofula, Scurvy, Eczema Bad Logs, Skin and Blood Diseases, Pimples, and Sores of all inds the cifects of Clarke’s Blood Mixture are marvellous. Thousands 0 f wonderful cures have been effected by it. Clane’s Blood Mixture is sold everywhere at 2s 9d per bottle Bevrare of worthless imitations and substitutes