MISCELLANEOUS.

Clutha Leader, Volume XXVIII, Issue 1536, 18 July 1902, Page 6

MISCELLANEOUS.

"No," said the landlady, "we cannot accommodate you. V>e only take iij, single genitlomen," " Goodnest;," replied Mr Marryatt ; " what makes you 'think I'm twins ?" THE GREATEST DANGER from colds and influenza is their tendency to result in pneumonia. If reasonable care is used and Chamberlain's Cough Remedy taken, all danger will be avoided. It will cure a coy or an attack of influenza in less time than any other treatment. It always cures, and cures quicMy. G. W. Hutchins, chemist, Balclutha, sells it. A negro was brought before a magistrate ar;d crnvicted of pilfering ; the magistrate begins to remonstrate. "Do vow know how to read ?" " Yes, massa, little. "iWell, "don't, yoiul ever make use of the Bible?" " Yes, massa, I strop my razor on him sometime." A COUGH is NOT a DISEASE, but a symptom. It indicates that the lungs and bronchial tubes are inflamed. This inflammation often leads to pneumonia. The surest way to ward off pneumonia is to use Chamberlain's Cough Remedy on the first appearance of the cough or cold. It always cures, nnd cures quickily. G. W. Hutchins, chemist, Balclutha, sells it. Everything in nature indulges in amusement. The lightning plays, the wind whistles, the thunder rolls, the snow -flies, the waves leap, and the fields smile. Even 'the buds shoot and the rivers run. TOOTHACHE is a severe test of a man's philosophy. A simple remedy is to saturate a piece of cotton with Chamberlain's Pain Balm and place it in the cavity of the affected tooth. One application gives relief. Try it. G. W. Hutchins, chemirt, Balclutha, sells it. Tom : " Have a smoke, old man.' Jack: "Thanl-s.. Don't care if I do." Tom : " You'll find that is something like a cigar." Jack (after a few puffs) : "By George ! there is a slight resemblance. What is it ? ?" D'Ye think we advertise for fun ? No, sir ; we have a good thing to sell, and you ought to know it; llondai-Lanka Tea is bound to give yon satisfaction. The Standard Oil Trust are building 12 large steamers for the shipment of oil to Australia with a view to ousting the Shale Oil Company now doing a large trade in Russian oil. The Queensland Minister of Railways, declining a request to impose increased freights, said that in 1893 there were 21,000,000 sheep and 7,000,000 cattle in Queensland. Now there were only 4,000,000 or 5,000, 000 sheep and about 3,000,000 cattle.