Draper's assistant : ' Yes — this i the hosiery counter. We sell gent: hose, ladies' host\ and children's hos< What kind do you want V Small boy ' Please, sir, I — l want a garden-hose.' Clergyman : ' When father an mother forsake you, who takes char« of you then 1 ?' Small ragged hoy : 'Th perliceitnan, sir !' , A Highlander recently spoke to a old friend o£ the family in Gaelic, am received the customary reply, 'I ca understand it, but I cannot speak it 'My dog can do that,' said the Mat gregor pcprnfwUy,
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Clutha Leader, Volume XXI, Issue 1043, 20 July 1894, Page 3
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89Page 3 Advertisements Column 3 Clutha Leader, Volume XXI, Issue 1043, 20 July 1894, Page 3
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