Sactieæ.

Clutha Leader, Volume VI, Issue 339, 9 April 1880, Page 7

Sactieæ.

"A little nonsense now- and then, „ " '■ ' Is relished by the')wisest. mehi" ' •' '^ Why ; is a good ;suggfistion like. a cryfring baby at ; a... con perV?r— Because •.iti 1 * 5 ' ought to^be carried: oil D; . . ; ::. Jf- • [ An advocate' of' 1 cremation UEged-'"»8^-~ one great point' in its • favour' that ••" it would save- many cf dead person ■. froai-: ■* being buried alive." '; A circular advocating! an. autumn/ re--, s or t palls ; 'a titen tio'n7tp ■-. ■' <! .n timerous ' ' bbsy •'*■•• seats in forked- trees'- ari(l?;e]sew^oi-'e-*r ; . - some.; of thein;jus.t la.rge enough for. two - - persons." .-'h>u,x -i:><{ U .-: ..••:).> .-. ; u;l -Tbe'W'Orst /case l of : selfishness on-..i»e-*;-cord is that 6f : a youth %hd''complained' : "*'i beca'dye;"fii& 'm : (sthe¥^ ) ptife I "a , lotfe'eis! thus-; ■ tard-.plast^^b^'ni^j^ounger.brp^ she^did.on;|lii'm. ]'„..!'"^',i\\ ■ '" S ■ < '^, % ' i^{ : ,W r hy is the, coupling* jchainof a locCt^r',* motive like love-.flr-rßecause it!s^a<.tonA-^---der attachment.i '..; ; .'/.' i <"■?,, . ... Whiy is( ; agrocer-iwho gives- sho^jWmeasure'like an* -ambuscade-?— Because'; - Johnnies V iew.priSathe^,. addressings - r hi's'littfe boy, who hasbrough't homely •. bad mark/from; school :^*'J^qw;y Johnnie, • what shall \do with ,t,bis -stick V. John- - nic : " Why, go fora wa'lk,.papa !'-' ; Tom-si Way:-2— f { - How-do* ; yo'u'<'tie ■• & . .** love, knot ?" asked Laura, toying with abit; 6i -blue «ribbo.n.jv f " Qhj-any, .way,-' " growled Tom behind his ( newspaper, r. "just so that.i^; will pull put 'easy."' ; HVw l "Xe u f6un&lt^ rt 'WHJV' f( tli I 6 l bd7 .■ asked,* '^'db ,you^blow^d'ow-n the muzzla. l< of'eyour man, -♦-' ifit- is—^— 'L._ And..just.. than., ne^ ..,- - discoveredTthftt, it If. ( j'i t 'if \"V ' The twa Tu»;alts, — Scene, Glasgow* iwarehouse. 111 '' Sales I mari^" s We i sent the- - boxf ; Jper, ji^tfngragxQa^i e 3 weeks; - ago." Dugald M'lntosh — " Shust so, . s^bust so, but she'll- n'eVeV found.it, and.- i maybe she'llwibe^nS ? >addres'& right." ' — " It was^addressed to ' Mrl|)uga]d ;t .M'lnto.sji, merehaQ^.,..Tar ? bert, . Ijlarris.iofe -,l)iigald M'fntosl3si.?;;Sl|;Us|' : thajj^iThg^s^the^p^heL^Tu^ala Si|lhf • tpshyctbs rasjC&i-ftbujt- J;Vrn T^ugald Mln.T - tosh,'- Esq.' " '-- ■ - "^ ; ,;;f' f ..,; s Good-;motto for-merchantß-and.:trades* . menrgehera'llyi :■ — cJ \ A « ) 'A H i ','.."■) J. > . . T ' ': " Early tQjTied-^eatly to rise— , " : * - Never get" tiglifc— and id vel'fcisa:"" | Jl, .bridal^cpupje ,f»o m } - at /oreakfes/t^j.c^OiVersedi^as,, -tpWo^.:-^,^ He?:-;';^* Shalluilf gkm<i'xyouc.*perj:ateri';,i bonify?}'- f V ; N<s,;th;ank';y,oii^ dearie^?' lzi< hayeyone'alre^ady^sTun.'-''^';^ i ■'■ '^-ju I l \ Miss Blunt, when'^ma^askssyoii". to'- 1 have, ; s,pme c mc>re ,-jwiP^ V?"s a $f a fcdiiittier^,;,. do, please, jrsay; 'x,yes.";; (U 'sG,6^erness— ••"' c< , W%.?>:.,:vWih'at^db you>bw4sh,ame^;tp» v r take more wine for ?"-•"- Jane — *-• Oh, h folnly want to-se^ma's fab'e.i't^-Vt - , "A-bWiri^the'^Ykl-'A^est^hb-fp^ ■•first time in ■ i His'^life l saw; ti a. military ■ cbmpafly u d#&£ n'fdriil^wW ffie^nfr I drum, gave his- rfib'fcber^the followin^-?C' Jac'c^uXCP.f 7theT'"b~usines9 ":^=" - A- little • • m bi«" man that stood beside nn»iaaratmered on bis rhunger box, then the ob'oss.nran <pu_lled;rpus;g;^i^[ong<ltnifej.^ iia^nd shook it at the fellers what was - Utandin' up alii . walked/ornl*3oqsiLWoalegß;"f*Bti/«gM mtiD