Fastive.

Clutha Leader, Volume VI, Issue 338, 2 April 1880, Page 7

Fastive.

.._ .. — ...... *„' ''" ■ - '■■•-''•; • -■;■,. *'A little nonsense nowrancl IHewj ' 2s relished by the wisest msri.'' ! , .'• ''•'• I Lost at >Sea.— r iTlie,si»'ljt;pf..laiidl ['■''' [ The dark Ages.. — Ttiose o£ ladies no* -•■?» s longer young 1 . i Impassioned lover,, quoting; Moor,e in * * a whisper— ' Our couch shall be. ros.es- -■■■- ; bespangled with dew;'< .Practicalishop-rf.--gkl—'lt woulH ;^ive me rheumatics;- »r . jaad so it would you.', : ' ': ; " - ;: ■■■•■-■■ I The Wonder' of Her Sex.rr-A' shi^v. •■ pingrdisaster notice in a ! Glasgaw ;'riewiv .. r paper ondsrias. foljo'wsj-;" Tlw, ci>ntam r I swam ashore^ so did the stewardess ;Uh.ej - was insured : ;for ' fi ve' : thousand:- pou-ntls*.-.. •• and loaded with' iron "' '-' > ■ I •:.■■ i v/. ;v; ; v ,Too GopdrLookin^.^A'y.oun^ h^u^e^-: •/•- keeper being, applied, t'b'ftjti'a'sitfiirtib'a^io 1 by a seryant-girjj^she -'.as^e'd. : ''''''■Wtity ')>, didiyouileave.your last place'?'' * W"hyV>'. yon see,h^ma'am,'. .replie.d, the g'irij r {t/r • ' was i too '^ good-looking 1 ,-: andjvwbjftivy^lj; ; opened" the door the/gentienieh-Q'Uwa^s '. v took" me for th"c missis.'' " ■■ • ; pjf Snys .Jon.^§A '•; W^9? Jv s e ee M r^'^> ! » the clothes-yardyboth^arms as Vaiv'es a .<. burnt.-; lo.bster^ bared , ; to. the ( elbow^ and < stretched high above her" m-.^their .• struggles ■' wit,h v 'an > unruly., sheet, = apron over head, her hair m iif heiv>,eyes\ - and :i a.f clothes-pin.,. protruding from 'her • mouth, it "seems 'impossible th'at'-'she'is- ; - ori'e ''and'the 1 i sa < me' : with !> the-Miss''Stebi ■bens I used- -to feed on. peppermints and ? ajbont whom I used to rave so.f r ..„.'.!"' * '-^See^here^bubj you'll'. >n6,verr c.atchrjji „-, butterfly, .that way ? ' said a man AbJaHitle fellovv. 'who 'jv"as Ji thrashin'g- around -< the "grass e in 'a 'lively m'a'nriei?: '■•.^.'.Y/6Uj a want to go up beHiiidone ol 'em kindepslow, and- swing 'your .hat> in sort of easy like, and % then you will nab him. Lc&Lme ' you.' And /^he^ fooled , around, for half , an hourin hj^ tnild^lorti > .of'rway, .and'^Vnever "caught r 'sr, Buf'tletfiv, , twhile the boy, in< his reckless; course,; ;had"filled-both .pucketa^wiihj greicjiicb' > 7dne j s^i ha hUsom ely \ spptte^aU.' -,oyeri,their.^ .Win?? 8 - rr r, ? , ,' . '^'^ '\" L*l More'Ter'i'orism.-^-Sbme time a^o-'-aFf ,s.p,ortifljs ; Northumbrian took his wife to> r skiff race.. r,, 7 Tli a jp.air^m a'de' fpVt he ft ,Hi^b !'Lev;el, where ,t hey. ,!topk ; ,'up^ '^'fayg^able'position: l^ThOri'ihey're-off/j.'c^ie'd-tp'e-'Ndrthiinibman^ as v.a.>, pi'olonged^^hout arose from the vast^assemblage.f,..',J^a y ; en see thim, Jinffy^^he added excitedly,, turning to^isT b'el:tej "ji&ff-^* do' ye isea ./thim;?'-.^., ; .VYis,'x' enthusiastically • responded Jinny,^'.aa see'" themT (i;(iTnelittle steamboat's gannin^to^ win.' Hererror, wasr: pointed^'.qttt^^yvnereupqn sheturned upon, vber/if husband ana ek-claini;ed/-«C(JiWha6, ,<ye begg,or, I 1 - De ye mean tq^say^that ye've browt usaal the to see a~cappil^ivjnajf-:. clafthe'di mehVridin'/pK^pi^nksfy.-j-Stop.-.-. till a' get ye ;( hye(iii !•'«« wi^x^u.i) * t*s A'nfiiffiedJ tnan* 'Hbo« Windgorfi bounds cries : f ' r -Boatmail7iio.nat tarry, and I'll* give the a silver pound 'row^me^oerthe ferry/w r&N'ow^-.whp^bß ye would^ cross /.this stream when it, is past Hfc* k..j,^u, S) .^ x,C}i tiVAurjumnfiif. Raff), To launch my craft I woulcknotrdreum y, the boats lay' T vp N "aV7s'^'T' Throw off that rop^;^cried);ou t;,tMe ;/nan, -gs-^ button edr hifi protector, ".ancL.be as lively as you^ can (whispering) 1 am a bank director. ' Now, AWremtfrkyouf^seuSe displays;'* I'll .Fo.\*i3pn^wer i i'£Bpnny ; nofso much* •fo^sy.our winsome ways, as for your haw, "of~"mpuey^'~~- W-ich -ice— the^hoaji^glts. . maii^a^hToek^ahdKe'ach , W^ivF^^thef c* Wow^s .appeaM.Vj pQ^the^ Tp^y^ddck o raeh^and^;a'Sdet9g^jire.i bioEQ^^'fliejr .jfcryMnf/griflf^ 'in apcefftf'sweet^^as^Bbneyjit^andf^'li', f^e'iM I^^^^^?^^^^!! - - } t ol^mSef r^B^ltf6«W>ia*Tfds- . on^^S 7 reyent~him. r -.andL.tn s gqMl3iS^m ;: ; 3e yWin ore/i t n6ugtff they^aiwja^^jeilL ; : ; iament him.— Fi.ee; Prea&i> >%; r '^; ?/' ;y : ;^af »w.^ n®L\ mi*, v hzH^-x&m-^W