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Clutha Leader, Volume 1, Issue 52, 8 July 1875, Page 6

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■' *.-• , .--i-tvv^vvvAV-ir:-:^-. ri-i:>nyi-,iZ3X?A - b dr~ I ~ "^Kttttfaetisgß-M-ijo'w Tfiirnflw . . - • - ' X S6; ;*■ tar|tiif r , ~ ,:-■,, :'" r thymus* i^ J > .it stahdsto reason. ■ i/.-n a-r^ra; 'rw J^r^^gOT'-W co «rted of a I: m#a whose name was Haddock, who w i^toltt her that ha wanted only-one: eift: , i e >otic to make him a perfect 'fish. Pf*n Am*bmJmtt;±-®M&cu-f\ lat^on of the blood. ;., ..... i? ? Hints to Young Bachelors.— P.y your S2 *>?*>"> you pay your addresses. |Sf®-^ ;^- erican ' pap 6 * places such r Bushmen as get smashed' ii^By railI l^cly collisions, roi ;whovfinaneially come 'tajgrief. m G. A. Bincox is about' to publish a volume of poems .the chief ;of which is entitled "The Harrowing of Hell." ? iA;Pc«tic Apjpeal.~-A 7 cnuntrV paper exclaims :— " Lives, there a' man with / ;^?i to himself .ba«< , sa<d, << I'll jpp oe^re jr; jg p ,to bed,,the r debt I owe the printer ?» Yes; 'Mere c ar^ Wra#^wbV "ttti©^ «fhlF- "W'el^Twho" ' |iyfflflg»»&» a but;t>y, ,1 fair will go to-Well ! the place wherethere's no winter." .^•••■*-" < crossed from Fl I l ada t0 °«^s : bury, asked hia ? hackney : driver as to the pbpulatiotL anjd -mrm' hT^oVfernme'nV- of ' (jgdensi r bur&^ On-beifcg« informed; that i.fN«s an] incorporated city^jthe < chief.-execu-tive officer,of, which ,w4s. a. Mayor, .he < inquired, *' And 4 does" the TMayor '' wear I the insignia of office/ f°" Insignia*i what's that ?" asked -the astonished Ijrtneyrman. fr ".Why , a qhain abtufc his 'ifM/'^bxplainM^hV b^c'knoy; : ,;£ph, ble^!you^i;iio,'J;Tespbnded]lthe , other; "he's perfectly^ harmless, and goes about loose." ; j" ft" th'e?°sense of smelling more pleasing, than, the sense oftastihgT was the subject before r a,'NeW.-,^ork-;debating. ;oluk'; .Skilton was the last ?tol speak upon the megaUve; 7 and all 1 wfere anxiou"s r -to 0 hear him, when, ringing the hell, he ordered up a glass of: ho*>whwkey;suuch»tandr drank; it of { wfth great gusto. JThen, turning to his opponents, he hahcled the empty gjass to the leading "ftispitant, and thundered' o'ut{. '=<* Now, .sir- i smeltTt !" Jt |s j needless; to^jao^dyrtha^iSkiltonii '"jbrbught down theJipjsjß/^and carried tHe decision for the" negative. woman's grocery store reads asfollows: -r" Her tomatoes^area^siired as own cheeks ; her indigo js„as blue as her °f n HM& ;J/ V an 4 V'cP^PP^^ 8 uot as own temper... ,'"1 .!\ !~ " ' 1 j Call a young 'girl a "young witch and : : she is pleased , call an elderly lady an old';- 'witch -j and j : :her-,- -indignatipn . kjnows no bound. , , j An editor, describing a steamer, said, 'I She had twdyejberths in the lady's cah|n." "How hofrlble!'' exclaimed a a om maid : « What^squaUing they must hjavehad.'' oC^*- >*'-** ;{ | Jerrold and Laman- Blanchard were sirpjling .about. r London r together- disIcttsii^passionatery -WpM fbr^oinih^ ■ Byron in nteibng the BLtctry;.MßT-^'ears8 L tc t r y;.MßT-^' ears a ? te^» sai & u^ m a shower 4 br^aiti'then catHeon) and Washed' , aIV the Greece out* of - .usw >"'? ■•■■—- d r j•■, If J- see ; yery ljttle f of you" said an Old gentleman at a Louisville ball to. a young lady whon^he had' met a long J time; ( befoi<e> ; i^tlkhow it,". >vas , artless - - reply, k f|pß|' mpther; . wbpldn't allow me to '-^w a'very^lo^-neck ; dress, to enighti^ I An itinerant jeweller, .y^hp^is y^ honest in his business transactions, has a .fgreatiihorrof of • :telling- lies^ 7^)^ry/ borning, ere tet^quj v - 0f p journey, he spreads his wares out oh the hisr^wife is T Jsuh>nloned{ when all is^re^dy., .jj^Saffah^ , ; pff^r me Lls for that watch." Sarah makes the ,jbidj : which 4 the hbsbarid refases to? "takey ;Sarah;tljL,en ni^e^ qther^ D pffer^ T ; jfo^ jrest of. arhcles,' which^'herVipouse' habitually deßlihes to accept.*^*®!? then marches u awai.,with & ,clear cpa^cience., iWheh ( a cultbntw bids \GT£ ior'ihe •jwatch, u his Is^^^fey-^de^Ksir, I jassure you t %as offered ufLM^fcir the articleihis. tlfy^morpiDg-, anil; refused. to takl it!!? - fe sf fee* ilfeells'Mtli' stheirenaaiiider niMn geods fi An and such a bid .already, which fie refused. .^ecjew^ler^sc^^thriyingsiniaß^ and plings' to the old adage^ ••' Honesty $jffimtiJßlfy**z 7 ) HdV« T_«j . a flounces round her as the plahet Saturn has rings; tfatf iS J iff ':¥h^Pve the. musicvsto^kfctsvirLorj ■ twp^nji^fejl. down qn.^^^a^tsrirUof '..soaprsuda in a hand-pasin. Thensnepus^eof up heir sleeves (Ss^if -she & was7gcftng; itpifightior a champiQß^ 3 jb v e]^ she forked her wrists and handsto limber 'em, I suppose, and spread "but h^cjngfir,^ tiU they looked; as though $iey "'^wthild pretty mucff^ve^W^^olif^ from the r^^?.A e Mi> 5 # little squeaky one^ Then these two hands of her? made*a f jump . at the keys as if they were a couplß^frti^rpjcomingidow^upon a Jlock of black arid white sheep, and the piano gave a greaF h"owl as if its tail .had beeQct^^j^eg^loph— so still you could, hear ypur', hair : growing. Then another ho\^^ if the piano, had over the other-j^ik^^s^ntilae'Tofe^ name more wim ■■a^o^^f[^^i 1 s music :^'''■■'.v^ ; "'- J ■;vrvi;MS^^ „..s ; ^ ■-• •','"..; '' ■.'-d^^m^td