Jokes
By
ANDREA STEWART
Why shouldn’t you tell a joke while you’re ice skating? Because the ice might crack up. By ADRIENNE SEAR Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing. By JARROD COLVILLE Doctor, doctor, I think I need glasses. I know. How? I could tell by the way you smashed through that window. By MELISSA HENDERSON Patient: My foot falls asleep and wakes me up. Doctor: If your foot is asleep, how can it wake you up? Patient: It snores.
By SUZANNE Why do pebbles go to school? Because they want to become smarties. Knock, knock! Who’s there? William. William who? William mind your own business? Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor sore hand from knocking on your door. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mitzi. Mitzi who? Mitzi door shut, how will you find out? What do you get if you cross an elephant and a sparrow? Very low telegraph wires.
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Press, 30 May 1989, Page 10
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