What’s the difference
Q. What’s the difference between a good darts player and a violin case? A. One find the middle and the other minds the fiddle. Q. What’s the difference between a forged dollar note and an insane rabbit? A. One is bad money and other is a mad bunny. Q. What’s the difference between an orchestral conductor and an oven? A. One makes the beat and the other bakes the meat. Q. When is a door not a door? A. When it’s a-jar. Q. What is the longest word in the dictionary? A. Elastic, because it stretches.
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Press, 8 March 1988, Page 14
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