Joke time
Q. Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas? A. Because of its Sandy claws. Q. Why did Fred throw the butter out of the window? A. Because he wanted to see a butterfly. Q. Why did the surveyor take his ruler to bed? A. Because he wanted to see how long he could sleep. Q. What do you call a 400 kilogram grizzly bear with a bad temper? A. Sir. Q. What is the most common illness in birds? A. ‘Flu. Q. What is open when it’s closed and closed when it’s open? A. Tower Bridge.
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Press, 22 December 1987, Page 14
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