Try these for laughs
Teacher: “Child, I wish you’d pay a little attention!” Child: ‘Tin paying as little as I can, miss!” Q. What does the sea say to the sand? A. Nothing — It waves. Q. What colours should you part the sun and the wind? A. The sun rose and the
wind blue. Q. What did the puddle say to the rain? A. Drop in sometime. Q. What letters are not in the alphabet?, A. Those that are in the mailbox. Q. How do you made a coat last? A. Make the trousers first
- Q. What happened when an axe feu on the car? A. There was an axe-i--dent Q. What looks like half a load of bread? A. The other halt Q. How do you make a bandstand? f A. Take away their chairs.
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Press, 20 October 1987, Page 14
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