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Q. Why did Nelson wear a three-cornered hat? A. To keep his threecornered head warm. Q. When is a maneating tiger most likely to enter a house? A. When the door is open. Q. If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, how does it come out? A. Wet. Q. How do you make a cigarette lighter? A. Take the tobacco out Q. Why did a onehanded man cross the road? A. To get to the secondhand shop.
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