Jokes
Q. Where do you find wild boar? A. Depends where you leave them. Q. What did one chimney say to the other? A. I’m going out tonight, can I borrow your soot? • Q. What do you call a grass-eating cow? A. A lawn mooer.
Q. What do ants take when they are ill? A. Antibiotics.
Q. What did one ghost say to the other ghost? A. I simply do not believe in people.
Q. What is a skeleton? A. Bones with the person off.
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Press, 22 July 1986, Page 22
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