MANAGEMENT & EDUCATIONAL CONSULTANTS You've got no GUTS... “Who else has been?" . . . “Who are you?" . . . “Where do you come from?" . . . “We don’t like dealing with people we haven’t heard of before”. I’m sorry if I didn’t go to Christ's College, and I’m also sorry if I’m not a member of your particular 'club’, but why should you care? Have you got such little faith in your own judgment that you can’t decide for yourself whether you should support us or not? If I sound annoyed, you are right. I get DAMNED annoyed with the lot of you and I sometimes wonder why I bother. We send people round to explain our seminars, we give you an expensive catalogue, we answer all your questions, I will speak to you myself if you really want me to, we even put our money where our mouth is and give you a money back guarantee. What more do you want? . . . blood! Listen, please, once and for all. WE DO NOT GIVE REFERENCES. Over a hundred people attend our seminars each month, but WHO they are is strictly between us and them. If you don’t like that, I really don’t care. We want people with the strength of their own convictions to attend our seminars, not a bunch of sheep who only do whatever other people are doing. So if you’ve got the guts to decide by yourself whether we are any good or not then welcome, we won’t disappoint you. But if you haven’t, then please don’t waste our time. (03) 792-343
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