Random reminder

Press, 10 May 1980, Page 25

Random reminder

UNIVERSITY OF AIR Why don’t they broadcast something useful? Such as. . . . 20 Solid Gold Broadcasts To Schools Repeats; They always were the best and most-adult mid-morning listening. (Usual times.) Telepathy, Cows, and You. Farmers have always known that music increases milk production. Now Bruce Smith explains how the hidden powers of your untapped mind can push butterfat up 3 per cent. There will be a pre-entry test. (Broadcast at HHUDid you get that? Bad luck. That was the pre-entry test.) ■ Let’s Go To Mount White Bridge. A three-part programme introducing a National Park which dozens of New Zealanders have never visited. Part I: The Easy Way — by railvyay train, and walk two metres. Part II: The Less Easy Way — by hitch-hiking, and walk 500 metres. Part III: The Extremely Difficult Way — by canoe up the Waimakariri. (Follows alpine #veather forecasts.)

' Let’s Not Go To Mount White ! Bridge. Mildred Smith investigates ! some alternatives. Embroidering gang patches. Learning Chinese. Exporting chess sets. Going right through to Klondyke Corner. (Fridays, 6.35 p,m. Note - 2.15 a.m. service withdrawn). j Teach Yourself. . . Daily lessons to keep the unemployed cheerful, or at least off the streets. Mondays: Shaving. A basic introduction for those with no formal qualifications. Tuesdays: “The Press” Crossword. Target"— 3 minutes, and join the Law Society. Wednesdays, (if wet) Make Your Own Umbrella, (if fine) How To Sunbathe In The Nude (R. 18 Thursdays: “Yes. I WILL save up for I a tie.” Positive mental attitde, and i how it will get you a job, or else. ' (From D.S.W.). Fridays: Home j Tattooing (till end August). From i September - Skin Grafts and Plastic j Surgery For Beginners. (All 9 a.m. - 5 ip.m.).