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TIP FOR TAX
An old acquaintance of ours was doing the dishes on his own as his wife had gone out with a friend who also found a play on at the Court Theatre more edifying than an apron on at her kitchen sink. As he tenaciously hoed away at the dried-on crust round the bowl the rice pudding had been burnt in, he could not help thinking how strange it was the government had not thought of a repetitive tax on marriage. After all, far more took up matrimony than pottery and if a marriage license were payable annually — sales tax payable on production figures — amusement tax —etc. and etc. — the possibilities were amazing. ' ’ • o after he had finished the dishes, wiped down the table, the stove and the-bench,; and swept up-.the. crumbs, he found a pencil and paper and took down a few preliminary notes later to lie fofwarded to bis beloved p.m. ~ 1. Should the license not be renewed
; on the due date would: (a) the marriage be annulled? i (b) the parties concerned be obliged . to start from scratch and leave for a fortnight’s honeymoon? (c) Could a late fee charge allow the : couple to carry on? (d) Should they be fined for doing it I without a license? 2. After 25 years could one be granted honarary rights as a veteran? 3. If one spouse left before six - months were up would the other party : be entitled to a refund or another spouse for the unexpired term? 4. Should there be a production tax ; how would the value of the progeny be assessed? 5. Would it be illegal and subject to I 6. Would the husband be allowed a , night out with the boys. ; penalty to live together unlicensed? > 7. He was still pondering on 7 when I his wife returned and wanted supper.
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Press, 24 March 1980, Page 24
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