Jokes
Why is an operation funny? It leaves the patient in stitches. Why aren’t there any witches this year? They are all on strike for electric brooms. Why are soldiers tired in April? Because they’ve just had a 31-day March. What little bell is always needed in the garden? Weeding. Why should you always wear watches in the desert? Because they have springs in them.
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Press, 11 April 1978, Page 18
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