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Press, 13 June 1977, Page 23

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NOT A MATTER OF TASTE

The Oxford Dictionary describes the tongue as a fleshy, muscular organ serving various purposes. It sounds a necessary, though somewhat repulsive, addition to the human body. However, the meaning gives no hint of the mystique inherent in this nimble organ. Connected as it is to the commands of the brain, or to brainless commands, or even doing some disconnected babbling through a hole in the neck, it is responsible for much of the feeling in the world today. There is no end to the variety surrounding this vital bit of flesh. Its shape can be long, sharp, or pointed, and it may have

smooth or barbed features. Its nature varies widely, in that some are caustic, dangerous, evil or flattering, where as the likable kind are usually loyal, ready or fluent. It is very active and can wag, lash or be put out; also lost, found, tied or kept in one’s cheek. A civil one can actuallv be kept in the head. Moreover, it may be quick or slow, and if you feel inclined you may hold it or keep things stored on the tip of it. It is something of a conundrum, since you can give someone’ a piece of it and still have a whole tongue left. In the right hands — or mouth — it is a versatile addition to the ammunition for love or war. tossing out winning phrases as smoothly as it can

spout diatribe or propaganda. Some people find fame when they transmit the products of a clever brain into memorable speech. Others, like Spooner, gain renown through garbled words slipping off an unpredictable tongue. Which brings to mind the young girl who was applying for her first office job. She was trembling so much that the manager

told her there was no need to be nervous. She tried to explain it was just a “fit of the shivers” and blushed furiously when it emerged as a Spoonerism

As soon as he had stopped laughing. the manager told her she could have the job. but said to remind him never to put her in the telephone receptionist’s position.