OUT, TOVARICH

Press, Volume XCII, Issue 27838, 10 December 1955, Page 3

OUT, TOVARICH

A recent report that Russians wanted to play i the English publication. "The Field.” to produce this | conversation piece:— . "I am in mourning for my life —my charmed life that was ; thrice given back to me by the | bourgeois-imperiallst-capiUlist. fielding in the slips for the , Wall street-dominated profiteers and. war-mongers who are , now known as M.C.C. comrades. “But you are out, comrade. The little father of the white ; coat raised his finger.” . ' "Trne, comrade. And I am in mourning for my life , beca J l ?® j i my runs-tally falls below the , norm demanded by the Marx- . ist-Lentolst conception of open- . tag-batsmen comrades of the . Stakhanov class.” : “'Batsmen - comrades who under-produce their norm may ; be shot. AU the Selector-Com- . missars shall certainly be, shot. < As for you, comrade . • ; «*r rn in th** State ahOD to buy corpse-candles for- the SelectorComnSsam. As for me‘M P-Pjre Jr i discussion with the toner-cell of the Supreme Soviet ensue , Pretty introduced among the groundsmen-comrades of the mother- . nlghts are long, comrade. They are also cold, tel us buy ; c< *EE^?.' c S? l “Zb.t comrade. The Utile fathers of the Kremlin must ; i,. ™ rf toe’sabotagebythe collective groundsmen. I shaU, of ; my“aUure? but I shall declare in mitigation that the ; “S w« “ft /the pr.vious wicket was soft ... all the wickets ! are soft , • . the next wickets. ... • “They will be hard enough in Siberia, comrade. ’ ; ' - ? i - -•