■ AUNT MARTHA—THE MATCHMAKER. Horace; "There's nothing like a good pipe-smoke after all." Aunt Martha: "There's nothing like a good wife." Horace: "I don't know." Auntie: "I believe you prefer your pipe." Horace: "To women? In some ways I do. For one thing, a pipe doesn't talk—and, moreover, with the right tobacco it is never fickle.'' Auntie: "Your tobacco at least has a pleasant aroma. What kind is it?" Horace: "Luxury." Auntie: "Ah! And here you've been telling me a .tale of hard times." Horace: "Oh, but Luxury isn't a bit expensive—that's one of the reasons I smoke it." Luxury, positively, will not burn the tongue. Barlow Bros., Christchurch, N.Z. Distributors. —3
*5« B . t4rna t!ona) cable news appearing ll V® Issue U published by arrangement with th» AnstraUan Press Association and the Sun-Herald News Sorficc, Limited.
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Press, Volume LXVII, Issue 20224, 30 April 1931, Page 9
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